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wallflower-punk97:

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.

the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus

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Peeta rolls his eyes at Haymitch. “She has no idea. The effect she can have.” 

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toastoat:

elliegalaxies:

a girl in my english class has a broken arm

she broke her arm by falling up the stairs when she was running to go watch a supernatural episode she hadn’t seen yet

she didn’t go to the hospital until the episode had finished

commitment 

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bussykiller:

seeing your crush like 
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marvelentertainment:

Oh, yeah! Marvel’s “Guardians of the Galaxy” is in theaters everywhere August 1. Get your tickets

margygur:

margygur:

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR MY CAT ALLL DAY AND AFrer WALKING OUT LOOKING FOR HER I SEE HER IN THE NEIGHBOURS WINDOW ALL THE WINDOWS AND DOORS ARE LOCKED AND THEY ARE ON HILIDAY HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUC K

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imageTHAT IS MY CAT AND THAT IS NOT MY HOSUE 

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❁ meet the blogger ❁

name: Andrea
nickname: Mango, Squabbit (squirrel rabbit), Panda…. take your pick
favourite flower: Red Roses
favourite fruit: Take a wild guess
favourite ice-cream flavor: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
favourite pastime: SCIENCE and reading and playing the violin
day or night: Night
chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla for everything except for brownies and actual chocolate
how do you take you coffee/tea: I don’t take tea with anything. I take my coffee with a tablespoon of sugar (and the occasional splash of milk)
zodiac sign: Cancer
your catchphrase: "You’re a butt hole."

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preferences-5sos:

spoken-not-written:

renaroo123:

spoken-not-written:

I WAS TAKING A SELFIE AND WAS GONNA MAKE A TEXT POST SAYING HI I’M PETER PAN BUT MY GRANDMA SAW ME AND I’VE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED AND THIS HAPPENED

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Jake that’s a pot…

You’re a pot.

I’ve never laughed so hard in my life ever

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Phoebe Buffay Best Comebacks

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for ronn-weasley

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hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via gnarly)

charlesdutton:

i think it’s so neat that everyone develops their own unique handwriting even though we’re all taught to write our letters the same way really it’s so cool

(via spoken-not-written)

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

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