nickname: Mango, Squabbit (squirrel rabbit), Panda…. take your pick
favourite flower: Red Rosesfavourite fruit: Take a wild guess
favourite ice-cream flavor: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
favourite pastime: SCIENCE and reading and playing the violin
day or night: Night
chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla for everything except for brownies and actual chocolate
how do you take you coffee/tea: I don’t take tea with anything. I take my coffee with a tablespoon of sugar (and the occasional splash of milk)
zodiac sign: Cancer
your catchphrase: "You’re a butt hole."
I WAS TAKING A SELFIE AND WAS GONNA MAKE A TEXT POST SAYING HI I’M PETER PAN BUT MY GRANDMA SAW ME AND I’VE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED AND THIS HAPPENED
Jake that’s a pot…
You’re a pot.
I’ve never laughed so hard in my life ever
what are snails even trying to do
i think it’s so neat that everyone develops their own unique handwriting even though we’re all taught to write our letters the same way really it’s so cool
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
me watching the victoria’s secret fashion show
aw it got cuter. a boy and his cat. :’)
it gets better: The kid has autism, and the cat has basically declared herself his tiny fuzzy body guard- she’s been super attached to him since he was born.
OKAY I NEED AN ADORABLE ILLUSTRATION OF THIS ADORABLE BOY AND HIS CAT LIKE NOW, DIGITAL ART-INCLINED SIDE OF TUMBLR
The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.
The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
grandpa got game
When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once
A villager offers flowers to a female adult elephant lying dead on a paddy field in Panbari village.